1. aminaabramovic:

    aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall

    (via majorwomps)

  2. jayjsupremacy:



    All my checks will…

    bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.


    Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night. 

    (Source: tramampoline, via dicks-and-kittens)

  3. last-snowfall:

    Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.

    (Source: oddhour, via ttenthousandwordss)

  5. kimkardashian Our baby girl finished one week of swimming lessons today then took her 1st steps right when she got out of the pool! Mommy & Daddy are so proud of you!!!!!! Photo cred: Daddy

    (Source: kimkanyekimye, via keepingupwiththekardacheyennes)


  6. floozys:

    "hairless cats are disgusting!"

    "hairy women are disgusting!" 


    (via soulbae)

  7. (Source: mare-moment, via futsingaround)

  8. orchid-breath:


    there isnt a single part of this vine i dont like

    oH mYGOD

    (Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via ttenthousandwordss)


  9. breadylestache:

    No matter what you say or what you do,
    When I’m alone, I’d rather be with you.
    Fuck these other niggas, I’ll be right by your side, till 3005.


    (Source: thedailytwerk, via majorwomps)

  10. (Source: starlette8, via highfivedad)


  11. 7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:


    1. That nudity is inherently sexual
    2. That people should be judged for their personal decisions
    3. That yelling solves problems
    4. That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about
    5. That age correlates to importance
    6. That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic
    7. That the default for someone is straight and cisgender

    (via ttenthousandwordss)

  13. (Source: magicblood, via olivia-ross)


    1. other country: wow we solved drug crimes by doing this and the problem is practically completely resolved
    2. america: there is just no stopping the war on drugs........
    3. other country: we have the most successful schools because we implement these rules to encourage real learning
    4. america: no hope....... kids just cant cut it anymore........
    5. other country: gun related crime is all but non existent thanks to our restrictions
    6. america: wow..... if only there was some way to stop these shootings before they happened..............
    7. other country: nothing bad has happened as a result of our equal marriage/bathroom laws for lgbt
    8. america: if only there was a way.............................
  14. I’m wearing stockings.

    (Source: natalie-dormer-daily, via lrnrys)