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Hey, I'm Emma. I'm a 20 year old student, camp counselor, a lover of: cats, sloths, bulldogs, burlesque, Dita Von Teese, Indian food, Sherlock, Walking Dead, Dexter, Game of Thrones, Girls, Arrested Development, Parks and Rec, LOTR, Harry Potter, and breakfast foods. Sometimes I make weird art.

ttenthousandwordss said: hey. you can't make posts like that and then not tell me what you did.

Life’s full of disappointments, Beatrice ;)

Last night I did an exciting, probably illegal (definitely frowned upon), thing. I felt like a badass. Boyfriend was there too.

alpistachio:

“So how’d you out your self?”

caspinchesdeansbutt:

“Fat Girl” by Megan Falley.

Absolutely amazing Spoken Word Artist and my new idol.

“Fat Girl, fat jokes.
Fat Girl, skinny friends
Fat Girl, stand next to fatter people to look thin.
Fat Girl.Fat camp. Five years.
True.
Fat Girl lost 2 pounds and you didn’t notice
Fat Girl love your garlic breath
Fat Girl, vegan
Fat Girl, but red velvet cupcakes tastes so delicious!
Fat Girl, pretty face
Fat Girl, Dean’s list
Fat Girl want fries with that.
Fat Girl, don’t touch her stomach
Fat Girl turn the lights off
Fat Girl keep her t-shirt on
Fat Girl not pregnant
Fat Girl, food baby.
Fat Girl named her dog ‘Taco’.
Fat Girl. Bad bulimic.
Fat Girl binge and no purge
Fat Girl can’t even throw up right!
Fat Girl, unbutton her pants at dinner
Fat Girl learned ‘Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels’
Fat Girl certain spicy crunchy tuna rolls taste better than being thin feels.
Fat Girl threw out her scale.
Fat Girl, you are what you eat
Fat Girl, double-stuffed Oreos.
Fat Girl got her father’s genes
Fat Girl’s brother, didn’t.
Fat Girl’s friends come over to stare at her brothers chiseled abdominals and ignore 
Fat Girl, don’t hate her body
Fat Girl, hate the world.
Fat Girl, fat mouth.
Fat Girl, fatter fist.
Fat Girl, fuck you.
Fat Girl, heart so fat it needs its own zip code
Fat Girl, heart so fat is uses the equator as its belt.
Fat Girl seafood diet
Fat Girl see food
Fat Girl, eat it.
Fat Girl heard all the jokes.
Fat Girl finished the punchline before you do.
Fat Girl cry in private.
Fat Girl, thick skin.
Fat Girl, dance anyway.
Fat Girl, shirt off.
Fat Girl, lights on.
Fat Girl
Lights on.”

foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

me: eats a snack while making a snack